Let's be honest here, dudes. We're completely screwing things up/over/to hell. Look around. Our brains/lives/relationships are a goddamn mess/disaster/train wreck. We drink too much. Our goals/dreams/aspirations are gathering dust like that ancient cereal in the back of your pantry/pair of shoes you haven't worn since high school/guitar you swore you'd learn to play. We're headed for a wall.
Maybe it's time we tried harder/faced facts/admitted defeat and actually did something about it?
“Two. Designed for Your Pleasure"
You guys are about this, right? This is the real deal, the kind of shit that gets your blood pumping. No room for weaklings here, only those who want it all. We're talking about getting dirty and feeling every bit of the action.
- Forget that lame stuff you’ve been doing.
- Here's where the real pleasure is.
- Feel what you deserve: a wild, powerful night.
You're not demanding. We’re just saying you the truth.
Guys: Please Nail You know Fucking Tonight
Look, I'm not Faking it. I'm feeling it right now and I need some Satisfaction. Don't Screw around with Chat, just Hit that already. I'm Ready and waiting for click here you to Tear this place up.
Don't be a chicken, I know you want to.
Help! This Bunch of Assholes {Want to Fuck Me|Think They Can Have Their Way With Me
I mean, come on! It's like they can't Read a Room. I've been trying to Be Firm, but they just {Keep Coming Back|Won't Leave Me Alone . It's getting {ReallyOut of Hand.
- Perhaps It's Time I Talk to My Landlord About This.
- Seriously| This is getting Out of Hand.
I'm Telling You, I just want to Live My Life in Peace! Is that too much to ask?
Guys Fire this Fucking Insane
Tonight, we're gonna turn it up. I'm talking about a party for the ages. We gotta get wasted and live it up. I've got {a playlist on fire|epic beats that will have you sweating.
We're gonna rage all night long. So, are you ready to get down??
Let's make this a story we tell for years.
Screw It, I'm Calling the Guys
Sometimes, life/shit/problems just gets too much/out of hand/stupid. You're tired/pissed off/done and the only solution is to hang out with your friends/grab some beers/get wasted. It doesn't matter what you're doing/working on/feeling. Just grab your phone and call up the bros/boys/crew. They'll understand/be there for you/probably judge you no matter what.
- It's a rite of passage/guy thing/solid plan
- A few drinks will clear things up.
- They'll probably tell you to chill out/make fun of your situation/suggest a wild plan.